so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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21 Jul 14 at 12 am

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

"Alcohol tasted better than you anyways"

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27 Jun 14 at 2 am

#5 (via argufy)

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"Seventeen seems like the perfect age. Not naive like sixteen. Not feeling the pressures of daunting adulthood like eighteen. Just plain and simple, seventeen."